Name's Lia. Feel free to talk and ask questions. i don't bite. Often.

heichou-relatable:

koscheistoddard:

heichou-relatable:

how many goats and virgins do i need to sacrifice to get a girlfriend holy shit

If you sacrifice yourself, how will you get a girlfriend?

are you implying that im a goat

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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via petiteelfqueen)

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codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

(Source: almondmilkpapi, via captainmurrca)

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captainarlert:

I was going to laugh at Eren calling him Jeanbo, but then I got sad when I heard Eren’s voice because he isn’t joking or teasing.
And why?
Because he wishes he had a mother he could be nice to. 

captainarlert:

I was going to laugh at Eren calling him Jeanbo, but then I got sad when I heard Eren’s voice because he isn’t joking or teasing.

And why?

Because he wishes he had a mother he could be nice to. 

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janinekspendlove:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.

(Source: iraffiruse, via paniconthestarship)

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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sassentist:

What happens when we reach the 50th president? Is there like confetti? Free eagle for every citizen? Is there a quarter quell type situation?

(via consultingmoosecaptain)

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october31st1981:

James Potter not having grown up around young children because he was the only child of elderly parents and going over to Lily’s while her cousins are over and holding a baby for the first time and looking at Lily like, WHAT IS THIS THING I WANT TWELVE.

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until-klaines-dying-day:

KLAINE ASSUMES THAT SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM MEANS SEX ALL THE TIME DONT TOUCH ME

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Misha Collins (via the-two-brothers)

(via caskisses)

I can dig Elvis, yeah!
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